Today I merged a photo of fireworks I took recently. I just think this picture is fantastic. I usually take the shittiest pictures of fireworks, but these came out pretty cool. I thought I would share. Also, I would have gotten this up earlier had I not spent the entire day trying to figure out how to merge a picture with “no similar areas”…
Photo Of The Day! October 3, 2013
I found this irrationally hilarious. With all the mustache paraphernalia popping up everywhere, it was especially pleasing when I spotted this sucker. I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I noticed a mustache on the front of this persons car. I was surprised and delighted and I immediately thought of my best friend Katie, who has, for some reason, chosen me as a target for mustache themed gifts. Lame, yet still awesome in her own twisted way. I decided it would be a crime to pass by this car without snapping a quick picture for her. I hope this is a enjoyable for everybody else as it was for me. I can imagine the owner of this car offering random passersby “mustache rides”. One can only hope…
My Best Friend Muffin and Her Christmas Awesomeness. January 29, 2013
I met Muffin in the Navy and she quickly became my favorite person in the world. Mostly because she’s almost a midget and also she is Mexican so naturally that makes her awesome as well. Oh yeah, and her kid, Mini Muffin. That’s their real names by the way, I’m sure of it. So anyways, she’s awesome and she is still in the Navy, so I never get to see her and Mini Muffin…EVER. It’s highly depressing and just plain not cool. She’s been on deployment for like 2 years now and she just got back a few months ago. I decided to let her get settled with her kid before having a major freakout and telling her she was coming here, (to Maine…yes, a Mexican in Maine.) to stay with us for Christmas. Naturally, she thought it was a fantastic idea, and bought tickets. And by tickets I mean train tickets because obviously who wouldn’t want a four year old on a train for 22 hours? So a few weeks and a LONG train ride later there’s Muffin and Mini Muffin on my doorstep and looking as awesome and little as ever, about to meet my favorite Andrew for the first time ever. Yes, in case you were wondering, this was the best day of my life. The reunion of Muffin and Biscuit, (Biscuit is what she calls me, don’t ask). Definitely the best Christmas I have ever had, we practically went broke giving Mini Muffin all of these awesome toys…which ended up scattered across my house. Not having a child, I bought him a package of stickers…MISTAKE! Anyways, so Muffin and I had a blast and all of our friends LOVED meeting them after hearing about the Infamous Muffins for the last 5 years. Everybody was so welcoming to them and it was just fantastic. The Muffins loved Maine and the snow and we decided that they would alternate between her other friend in Texas and us up in Maine for Christmas’. Now, we are all counting down for two Christmas’ to get them back up here. Here are a bunch of photos from the awesome visit we had with them!
Also, a side note, Mini Muffin has never seen snow so these pictures portray some seriously mixed emotions about snow…and there are no pictures of our Snowman because that shit is harder than it looks and we ended up making a snow penis instead and that’s inappropriate.
Did I mention that Mini Muffin doesn’t speak English? HAHA